Last Sunday (15-Feb-09), strolling around the weekly market round the corner, must say, I was saved by one of the most disgusting accidents that anyone would pray not to experience before leaving his/her... I mean... her/his house whenever they leave.
By intuition, or may be by the same prayer of mine being answered, I stopped just inches away from a person who couldn't resist blowing his nose right at the center of the market. Either by the sudden spill of his all-the-while-before-warning-to-spill mucus, or by the irresistible nature of his public perverseness, he chose it to do it right in the mid of the trajectory of my path..
I know... Yuck..!!.. And Thank God..!!..
Anyways, 4 months since my last post, I don't just intend to explain my great luck in being saved of the humility. The irony lies in the fact that, the guy who could not resist his public perverseness was wearing a white jacket, with clearly big bold letters in black reading..... I N D I A ...!!
To think, suddenly such an action was justified! Not that one had to give a logical reason as to why he couldn't stop himself, as there was actually none!
Well, this is India. I mean, it wasn't always the same, but it has developed in its public perverseness coming off age, advancing in its 'public display of affection' with the cleanliness. (By the way, did any moral police supporter read this..?? Aww... snap..!!)
We all love our country land, that is why how can we see it barren. We need to fill it up with something. And if not anything green, what the heck, at least it is bio-degradable. (It is, isnt it..?? I mean that thing in your nose, :-p)
So, the next time we see anyone littering around, we should congratulate for her/his hearty unconditional contribution, and our chest swelling in pride, because we made our country proud.
So this blog is dedicated to the cleanliness freak people like Chaya, Nupur, Kanika, Bani, etc etc... (well you can see, all girls..!)... so the message goes out to them, that.. " The next time you scold any of us men for not having any public sense or civic sense...
Remember! It is all non-sense to us 'Men of Honour', and we will have nothing come in between us and making our country proud, hence, it is our birth given right to litter around and blow out that mucus. You like it or not..!'
This is India... Hindustan... Meri jaan... Yahan Sab Chalta hai... All is wise in here... So come, let's join our hands, and let us all blow that nose in the public the next time we are out... and make sure you wear something that boasts itself to be an INDIAN too...!!
Throw those ice-cream wrappers or toffee wrappers or any damned thing wrapper while walking on the street, the public 'USE-ME' dustbins were made just for that purpose, to be kept neat and clean. Why increase the MCD cleanliness worker's burden..??
And anyways, just me not littering around will not make a difference. It is the others who are to be stopped. They do it, why not me!
After all, I am an INDIAN too. And I make my country proud..!!..
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P.S.: If anyone read this, that too carefully, one might have noticed the CHANGE. I mean in the writing style, the perverseness can never be changed ofcourse.
I mean... the transformation of he/she, his/her .. to ... she/he, her/his...
This is just about another story coming up... ;-)
